Ugly Christmas Sweater Tangled Lights Slogan in Black to Size 6XL

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Ugly Christmas Sweater Tangled Lights Slogan in Black to Size 6XL

£40.99

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A Slogan That Describes Most of December

The line reads I am the human version of tangled Christmas lights, which is the most accurate thing anyone will wear this month. Black knitted polyester, regular fit, pullover with a crew neck, in nine sizes from S to 6XL. It is the self-aware version of the joke rather than the loud one, so it survives an office party as well as a pub.

Self-aware rather than loud: it works at the office party too.

Seasonal stock is limited and selling fast. Ordered today, dispatched within 24-48 hours.

Why Choose This Sweatshirt

A printed slogan: the joke is readable from a distance.
S to 6XL: nine sizes in one listing.
Knitted polyester: warm and it keeps its shape.
Regular fit: it layers over a shirt.
Black ground: the text reads cleanly.

Perfect For

Office celebrations: funny without being risky.
Bad jumper parties: a slogan beats a pattern.
Family gatherings: everyone in the room will relate.
Christmas photographs: it reads in a picture.

Specifications

Material: 100% knitted polyester
Fit: regular
Closure: pullover
Neckline: crew neck
Sizes: S to 6XL
Colour: black

What's in the Box

1x Christmas sweatshirt in the chosen size

This sweatshirt is included in our current sale while stock lasts, and the sale ends soon. Orders are dispatched fast and every purchase carries our money-back guarantee.

We offer free shipping with no minimum order value. Every order can be tracked at any time using an individual tracking number.

Orders are processed within 1-2 business days, with a shipping time of 5-8 business days. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Not the right fit? Return unused items within 30 days of delivery for a refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

See the product description above for materials. Spot clean or follow the care instructions included with your order.

What our customers say

★★★★★

Really happy with this one. The quality feels solid and it looks exactly like the photos.

Lena

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★★★★★

Arrived faster than I expected. Everything was packed carefully and there was not a scratch on it.

Noah

✔ Verified

★★★★★

Ordered it on a whim and I am glad I did. It fits the room perfectly and everyone who visits asks about it.

Mia

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★★★★★

This is my second order from this shop. The quality is consistently good and delivery was quick again.

Finn

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★★★★★

Looks even better in person. It was simple to set up and feels far more expensive than it was.

Clara

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Yes — if you're not completely satisfied, you can return your order within 30 days of delivery for a refund.

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