Ugly Christmas Sweater North Pole Joke in Two Greens to Size 6XL

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Ugly Christmas Sweater North Pole Joke in Two Greens to Size 6XL

$54.99

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Two Greens and One Pun

Santa caught mid spin on a candy striped pole, which is a play on the words North Pole and the reason this one gets explained out loud at least twice an evening. Offered in dark green or green, eighteen combinations across the two colours and nine sizes, regular fit in knitted polyester with a crew neck.

Two shades of green: eighteen combinations across colour and size.

Seasonal stock is limited and selling fast. Ordered today, dispatched within 24-48 hours.

Why Choose This Design

Two colourways: dark green or green.
S to 6XL: nine sizes in each colour.
Regular fit: a jumper shape rather than oversized.
Knitted polyester: warm and washable.
A pun people repeat: it starts the conversation for you.

Perfect For

Pub nights: the room will work it out.
Jumper contests: a joke beats a pattern.
Office parties: silly rather than offensive.
Christmas photographs: green reads well in a picture.

Specifications

Material: 100% knitted polyester
Fit: regular
Closure: pullover
Neckline: crew neck
Sizes: S to 6XL
Colours: dark green or green

What's in the Box

1x Christmas sweatshirt in the chosen colour and size

This sweatshirt is included in our current sale while stock lasts, and the sale ends soon. Orders are dispatched fast and every purchase carries our money-back guarantee.

We offer free shipping with no minimum order value. Every order can be tracked at any time using an individual tracking number.

Orders are processed within 1-2 business days, with a shipping time of 5-8 business days. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Not the right fit? Return unused items within 30 days of delivery for a refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

See the product description above for materials. Spot clean or follow the care instructions included with your order.

What our customers say

★★★★★

Really happy with this one. The quality feels solid and it looks exactly like the photos.

Lena

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★★★★★

Arrived faster than I expected. Everything was packed carefully and there was not a scratch on it.

Noah

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★★★★★

Ordered it on a whim and I am glad I did. It fits the room perfectly and everyone who visits asks about it.

Mia

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★★★★★

This is my second order from this shop. The quality is consistently good and delivery was quick again.

Finn

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★★★★★

Looks even better in person. It was simple to set up and feels far more expensive than it was.

Clara

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Frequently asked questions

Shipping is free on every order, no minimum spend.

Yes — if you're not completely satisfied, you can return your order within 30 days of delivery for a refund.

Contact us as soon as possible after placing your order and we'll do our best to update or cancel it before it ships.

If your order hasn't arrived within the estimated delivery window, reach out through our Contact page and we'll look into it with the carrier on your behalf.

You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking link as soon as your order leaves the warehouse.

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